Sarah Palin Just Showed Up In This Outfit And The Internet Forgot How To Function

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Sarah Palin has spent the better part of two decades being one of the most discussed, most debated, and most relentlessly analyzed public figures in American life — every word parsed, every appearance scrutinized, every outfit dissected through whatever political lens the person doing the dissecting happened to be holding at the time — and somewhere in the middle of all that noise, the straightforward and entirely non-partisan reality of what Sarah Palin actually looks like has gotten somewhat lost beneath the weight of everything else her name carries into a room. Not anymore.

The outfit she just showed up in has done something that two decades of political controversy, tabloid coverage, and cable news debate never managed to accomplish — it has temporarily suspended the internet’s ability to have any opinion about Sarah Palin whatsoever beyond the one that arrives before the brain has a chance to reach for context or history or talking points, the purely involuntary, completely bipartisan reaction of eyes encountering something that is simply, undeniably, and by any objective measure a lot to take in. At 61, at a point in her life that the conventional wisdom about women and visibility and cultural relevance would have predicted very differently, Sarah Palin stepped out in something that the fashion conversation was not prepared for and the internet was not ready to process, and the result has been the specific, gleeful, completely ungovernable chaos that only happens when something real and immediate cuts straight through every layer of preconception and lands directly on the most basic human response of all — the one that has nothing to do with Alaska or politics or 2008 and everything to do with what just walked through the door.

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